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I remember it so you don't have to. Well, seeing how we are still in "The Month of Love" NC turns his head to the right and smiles at the camera, while a logo of a heart with his face is shown in the corner, along with the title "Nostalgia Critic's Month of Love" as well as a harp glissando.

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Or so say the Twilight Moms, a virtual group of mothers who love Edward a wee bit too much and celebrate his birthday with cake and candles year after year. In case you haven't been keeping up with the "Twilight" mythos -- because you had something else to do, like, say, darn socks -- in the four-book series by Mormon-mom-turned-millionaire Stephenie Meyer, Jacob Black played by Taylor Lautner, he of the Crest Whitestrip smile and abs you could bounce a Mini Cooper off of is a teenager who periodically turns into a werewolf. Both these buff supernatural beings are vying for the heart of Bella Swan, an awkward, sometimes glum high schooler played by Kristen Stewart, an actress often accused of being awkward and glum in interviews and at red-carpet events.

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Not to long ago, I stated that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and The Twilight Saga: New Moonwere the epitome of lazy filmmaking: representing everything that was wrong with mainstream American cinema. I was wrong. These two movies will always have their place in the movie world.

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There are more "Twilight" spoofs online than amateur porn. That's hyperbole. I'm a guy.

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Jump to navigation. Fans are super hot for Edward, a century-old vampire in a year-old body, who sweeps teenaged Bella, your average human girl, off her feet in a thrilling love story that spans more than 2, pages. Twilight actually convinces us that self-denial is hot. Still, the Twilight series is so popular it has done the unthinkable: knocked Harry Potter off his pedestal as prince of the young adult genre.

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