A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it? On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it! The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies.
Laughter is the best medicine in life, and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile on your face. No one can ever laugh too much, and these funny quotes will inspire you to smile bigger and laugh harder. While the doctor might not prescribe it, the ability to find humor in our situation is key for maintaining of sanity, patienceand peace of mind.
You just read it on and on as long as you can. Laughter can imbue a sense of friendship, attachment and affection. There may be different solutions available as an antidote of sadness and unhappiness but the real source of a great strength is only a laughter.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
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Have you ever wondered what sheep are thinking as they wander around a field all day eating grass and making that weird baa noise? No, […]. How right they […].
We have no idea why this effect is 1 on Instagram now. Just don't miss the trend! Pure art, pure joy!
Easter's not just for kids! Adults can enjoy it too. Ok we may not get loads of Easter eggs from the Easter bunny or to go on egg hunts but we do get to enjoy this selection of funny Easter jokes for adults