MaudlinMutantMollusk : You're doing it wrong. Christian Bale : eh, where's the part where it ruined his sex life? He tried it masturbating, and it was boring.
Similar products have long been available, but this is the first to win FDA approval. Still, when I heard of Promescent, it seemed too ridiculous a journalistic opportunity to pass up. Little did I know that the product would nearly ruin my life.
If you have trouble lasting longer in bed than it takes for a Snapchat to disappear, a small group of scientists have found a solution for you, and it is basically spraying Chloraseptic on your penis. The drug, which has been approved in Europe and is expected to hit the market early next year, is called Tempe. Men who sprayed it on their nether-regions lasted five times longer in bed than they normally do, much to the relief of their sexually frustrated partners.
In fact, an inflated ego in the bedroom can instantly ruin the mood. It ends up that my unwitting partners are always surprised when I whip the stuff out, but my willing partners always seem a bit disappointed in me when they see me wipe it on. As a man ages, his ability to stay virile reduces drastically.
Back to Lifestyle and exercise. It said that tests showed the spray increased intercourse from seconds to almost four minutes. The newspaper said a study of men with premature ejaculation used either the spray or a placebo five minutes before sex.
Mike Wyllie, a man who was predestined by virtue of his last name to help create Viagra back in the 90s, is preparing to release a new Magical Penis Invention. It's called Tempe, and it's a spray meant to cure premature ejaculation. Tempe is pretty much just an anesthetic that one sprays onto one's quivering manhood; even though that sounds mildly dangerous, it's already been judged safe and effective by the European Medicines Agency.
EMLA is a commonly used local anaesthetic cream that is applied to the penis to help numb the nerve endings which are part of the process of ejaculation. It is unlicensed as a treatment for PE, but has been prescribed for many men with success. This is a condition where a man ejaculates with little sexual stimulation, very soon after, or even before, penetrating his partner.
With personal lidocaine spray, anesthetized genitals are just a "please excuse me for a moment" away. How long is sex supposed to last? If three minutes is adequate, then when does being a little quick on the trigger become an actual medical diagnosis? It's difficult to imagine a situation in which that wouldn't result in distress, personal and otherwise.
Male wellness brand Hims just came out with it—here's what an ob-gyn says. The buzzy male wellness brand Hims has just launched a new treatment for premature ejaculation. Well, not so fast.
Written by: Don Watson Updated: February 22nd, No Problem, Here's My 1 Pick:. Urologist made, study certified and is transparent as to why theirs actually works as opposed to many other sprays. A specially dissolved lidocaine solution comes out in small sprays meant to be applied to the underside of the glans.