What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin. How do you circumcise a redneck?
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Gone are the days of family-friendly rounds of UNO, where your only backlash against a skip card was playing a wild plus four and changing the color to yellow. Cards Against Humanity sparked the revolution in cruder, slightly-offensive, and NSFW games when it hit the market in As a result, the offerings of obscene, and typically rude, card games on the market continued to expand.
Warning: It is illegal to visit this site of you are under age 18 due to the R-rated content. Even if you are an adult, some of the jokes are guaranteed to offend you, so if you don't have a twisted sense of humor, stop reading now. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
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Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.
Although there are many clinical programs designed to bring humor into pediatric hospitals, there has been very little research with children or adolescents concerning the specific utility of humor for children undergoing stressful or painful procedures. Participants watched humorous video-tapes before, during and after a standardized pain task that involved placing a hand in cold water. Whereas humor indicators were not significantly associated with pain appraisal or tolerance, the group demonstrated significantly greater pain tolerance while viewing funny videos than when viewing the videos immediately before or after the cold-water task.
January 5, AIMS. Take a few minutes to enjoy this hilarious collection of some of the best medical stories the internet has to offer. These are pretty useful for cracking a joke at a party or at workor simply looking for a joke to break the ice.