Yesterday, I took my wife's clothes to the dry cleaners, an errand I ran for her without her asking me to do so. And when I do something benevolent like that, I expect full credit and reams of endless praise for being so considerate. So I came home and left the dry cleaning ticket right out in the open, specifically so that she'd see it there and know that the deed was done.
The clubs that I have worked in have been quite diligent with the cleaning process. That being said, the couches in the private areas are scary. As staff, we never sat on them.
Anyone had a lapdance and the stripper had bad gas? This happened to me last week. I was getting a dance from a girl I felt sorry for.
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So plan is to make a facebook event and invite everyone. Then as the picture for the event put some sort of sign stating this. I didn't think it was legally a hen night unless someone provided a box of chocolate willies?
I've given approximately 20, lap dances. Some have been pleasurable, some were repulsive, some have been downright perplexing. And, of course, I can't possibly recall the vast majority of them.
But they've since gone mainstream. Everyone from your little sister to your year-old neighbor gets one. Despite the ubiquity of this particular practice, there are still a lot of people coming in for waxes or contemplating doing so who are surprisingly clueless. If you fall into that category, don't worry: I've got your back.